23rd July 2007

Up grade of arseart.com to allow for a shopping cart took place after messing about with several different web servers and domain names I think I may finally have got it right. We will see!!!

25th July 2007

PIMP YOUR SLEEP - INSTRUCTIONS
Category: Life

PIMP PIMP PIMP

PIMP YOUR SLEEP.

Firstly prepare your self by consuming a quantity of good strong hard cheese.

Place about your person a theraputic nicatine replacement patch of 10mgor there abouts.This will allow you to dream in HD.

It is entirely possible to take a breif intalude from your high deffinition dreaming for a visit to the loo and return to the point you woke to continue your dream - this is called the "sky plus" effect and is only possible during sleep pimping methods above.

Many people say their dreams consist of air attack, smace men invasions and WW2 style dog fighting soot em ups.

Settle down for sleep and look forward to dreaming a block buster movie!!!!!!!!!!!